Gammony

When someone is looking awful like a pig and/or porky. Often used for people that are above 85kg and have no neck/chin

Hey Jay! Don't you think you are looking a bit gammony?

by Greenwood_is_the_goat September 27, 2023

palio gamiola

Gamw to spiti s palio gamiola

tin vlepis ekini tin poutana me ton kolo ton terastio SAN PLANITIS RE ADERFE!
Ase re PALIO GAMIOLA INE AFTI!

by Azurex May 4, 2018

peter gammons

An aging hasbeen with no credibility.

I saw that it was a Peter Gammons article, so I dismissed it.

by Dooley Womack January 8, 2005

Gammon Flaps

Used to describe a nasty pussy.

'she is hanging a bit low, looks like she has a right pair of gammon flaps on her'

by Rob December 9, 2003

Gaggot

Easier way of saying Gay Faggot

That kid is such a gaggot.

by T-Has September 4, 2006

Gammon Wallet

The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.

She stood naked before me, legs about one foot apart. Her aged body appeared to lose 20 years when shrouded in darkness and silhouetted against the full desert moon. I felt stirs of arousal in my groin, wrestling with my tight trunks. She looked exactly as I’d imagined her. I scoured every inch of her outline, her slim womanly curves tantalizing and feeding my every dark thought. But then I noticed it. Her gammon wallet. It hung like two oversized bats tussling in the opening of a cliff side cave. Each beast pumping condensation into the cold night air as they collided in a battle for superiority and best breeding. I shivered with disgust and shook my ill fated thoughts from my head. She was Deputy Head-Mistress after all with no traces of MILF attached...

by birtbag July 10, 2006

gamgamy

extreme sexual fusion between two people, or:

silly and random acts between a group of people, or:

slang for "cool person"

KB: Alf, that shirt is so gamgamy on you
Alf: i know

MM: KB, it was gamgamy to steal Alf's song and say that it was yours.
KB: i know, i'm sorry, Alf.
Alf: It's ok KB, i forgive you.

GM: hey gamgamy, what's up?

by letsgotofrance December 10, 2008