Gage

He is a little bitch usually

1. See that guy over there?

2. Yea
1. He’s a total bitch his name is gage

by Bruhsnap122 October 20, 2019

Gage

self-absorbed, athletic, and makes a really weird fish face, I'm guessing he's very happy now

hey do you see the fish?

Where?

Oh wait no its just gage

by Jojo-happy NOW??????? March 15, 2010

Gage

A guy who is a DICK! Someone who is a bad liar, two-faced, and can sometimes act like a chick; he either pretends to be gay with his "best friend" or actually talks like a chick. A guy who is an idiot and dates his ex-girlfriends or their friends. He is the guy in the group that no one likes. AKA a douche bag.

1. Sara:That guy over there stopped talking to me because I wouldn't give him a blow job.
Jen:What a Gage.

2. Something a Gage would say: Do these jeans make me look fat?

by true stories January 01, 2011

Gage

A guy with amazing blue eyes but a cold heart. He will lead every girl on and all he wants to do is hook up with fake blonde chicks. Usually thinks he's more athletic than he really is. Dark hair, blue eyes, and polos basically describes a "gage" he acts like a "lax bro" but has never touched a lax stick in his life. A geniunly good friend, until you get to close. Expands his empire of weed thinking that invites him into the "chill kids community". A Gage may also think he is musically talented by listening to Dubstep and the crappy kind. Usually from the south and hates country and southerners. A gage also likes to creep on younger girls. Never fall in love with a gage...

Example 1:
Girl 1 : OMG, gage is so hot. I really like him.
Girl 2: Gage is a jerk, trust me. He told me he liked me then dated some little girl.
Girl 1: Aw no, his eyes are so pretty though, I thought he liked me.
Girl 3: Trust girl 1, he did the same thing with me.

Example 2:
Laxbro 1: Yo, why does gage think he has polo swag like us?
Laxbro 2: Dunno man, dunno.

Example 3:
Gage: Hey, so i really like you but lets date once school starts.
Girl 1: Okay! *thinks*(aw hes so sweet)
1 week later
Gage: Hey..uhm i like that blonde chick i met at the game
Girl 1: wait...whats her name?
Gage: Hm....good question....

by purplesparklesintheair42 January 06, 2012

gage

a peroson who thinks he is cool but everyone just wants to go away

"hey you see that kid over there" "yea" "he thinks he`s so cool but he`s really just a gage"

by YouDontNeedToKnowMe1 April 16, 2010

Gage

One who always ditches out on social events (such as parties or hanging out with girls) and would rather spend their time playing video games in their room or beating off in the dark.

That bitch totally wanted your balls, but you were being such a gage that you pussied out!

by Durp Narf Durp May 29, 2011

Gage

That kid who is obsessed with Hitler and WWll. He is usually always getting his way in things and also always wanting dictatorship in things.

"You know what a Gage is?"

by Noodle_boy69 November 19, 2019