The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl
S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck
*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
A three step process to nail a boy/girl
S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck
*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
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