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randall guide to slaying

The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl

S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck

*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
"That Randall Guide to Slaying is money for picking up chicks"
by 4044life2 February 2, 2014
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spirit guide

a spirit that guides you to good energy and positive vibes in spirituality, you can meet them by doing meditations or lucid dreaming (there is only a small chance you will get to see your spirit guide in a lucid dream)
Friend: Yo! I just met my spirit guide last night! They were very pretty, and it was surely a pleasure meeting them.
by MMarrss March 24, 2021
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Bland Guidelines

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.
OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.
by User1893 January 30, 2023
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ginger survival guide

A book written by Tim Collins that describes everything a ginger needs to know to survive in a gingerphobic society. It contains gingers through history, halls of ginger fame, halls of ginger shame, what hairstyles don't work with ginger hair, the ginger milkman joke, and the best comebacks to use for pretty much every ginger insult in existence.
Ginger Girl: "I can't seem to win, honey. It's like everyone hates gingers. I'm tempted to dye my hair blonde or something."
Her Gingerphile Boyfriend: "Don't do that! Look, I have a book at home called the ginger survival guide. I'll lend it to you-you'll feel proud you're a ginger."
Ginger Girl: "Aw thanks, sweetheart. You're the best!"
by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014
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Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
by I Seymour April 25, 2009
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digi guide

A great cheap program that is basically the SKY tv guide on your PC
Whats next on TV? Check the digi guide dumbass
by mulligan November 14, 2003
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Guide-monkey

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.
dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man
by joe mortell April 21, 2008
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