garate

a middle age man who lives with his mother.

my uncle is a garate.

by johny894556 February 7, 2008

cum goatee

When you cum on a girl's face in a circle around her mouth so the cum is in the shape of a goatee.

Hey Greg, how'd your date go last night?

It was awesome, I gave that bitch a cum goatee!

by KC Kid July 27, 2006

Gatekeeping

A word used to describe when someone sets a standard/limit on what someone must do to call themselves a 'true fan' of something/someone.

Joe: So what TV shows do you like?
Erin: Well, I'm a huge fan of Doctor Who. I also...
Joe: Doctor Who? I LOVE that show. When did you start watching.
Erin: Back in 2005 when the show was restarted.
Joe: Ah, you see, I was watching the classic series long before then. You can't really call yourself a true fan.

Erin: But I have a ton of the merchandise, and I've met David Tennant...
Joe: Oh, you're a fan definitely but not a proper fan. We've been there since long before the BBC revived the show.
Ted: Dude, stop gatekeeping the show. A fan is a fan. You don't need to set a standard.

by WatcherMark October 27, 2018

Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

by kakmasta April 6, 2009

pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.

"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."

by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009

gateway arch

the act of one woman engaging in sexual intercourse with two males at the same time, the two guys start out facing each other with the girl in between them and facing one leans forward as one man enters from behind while she gives the other a blowjob. a fist bump between the men must occur while in this position in order to create the arch.

1st gentleman; Hey man she's down for the threesome, let's Eiffel Tower.

2nd gentleman; Dude, show some class.... let's gateway arch!

by sternoinferno February 11, 2013

Gater

I fluffy dog like creature that can’t seem to play hide and seek properly without a tragic accident.

Jeff: Hey guys wanna play hide and seek!
Karen: Yes but Gaters it!
Hail: Yeah man I’m ready!
Sarah: im the queen of hide and seek!
(It all ends in tragedy)

by Gater himself- May 23, 2021