Goldfish dick-flick

1.push erect penis down

2. Put goldfish on penis

3. Let go penis

4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)

5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

by Alan and gunnybear May 31, 2013

Goldfish-ism

goldfish-ism is a temporary disease that effects your memory in the short term, in short

It’s a condition of memory loss but not really that serious

“Did you do your homework? “
“No I’m sorry I forgot, I have goldfish-ism”

by Teddybear7024 February 18, 2020

goldfish love

a short lived but explicit sexual relationship, generally whilst drunk, that you will have only scant recollection of in the morning - this will generally come back and bite you at a later date.

Why does that chick look like she wants to hurt me?

by Moth Boy June 30, 2005

goldfish syndrome

very bad short term memory, 10 second memory, like a goldfish

example one:
person 1: arent you grounded?
person 2: i was but my mom forgot. she has goldfish syndrome

example two:
person 1: i told you never to say that again!
person 2: sorry i forgot
person 1: bullshit you dont have goldfish syndrome!

by blmnkychck April 23, 2007

Goldfish kiss

Soft kiss, lip to lip with no tounge and both at the same time pop your lips baby

The other day I had my first goldfish kiss... it was popping

by IM JAMES READ October 31, 2020

goldfish ass crack

I am goldfish ass crack

I am goldfish ass crack and I eat goldfish

by gold fish ass crack August 28, 2022

Goldfish with Raisins

this snack is BUSS, if you disagree, you are wrong, (hazel).

"foofoomanua is eating goldfish with raisins"

by FooFooManua October 29, 2022