Garricking

When you're so drunk that you close your eyes while you drink your beer. Aka sleep drinking.

I saw some dude garricking at the bar last night. He was hammered.

by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016

garrion

Generally fun, handsome person who has jokes and good for advice when needed. Attracts alot of people but chooses the best people to be around.

" oh ma gawwd, Garrion is the funniest mf ever bro!"

by KvngDackie February 6, 2017

Garrard

Garrard where everybody knows everyone, dumb hicks and a couple hood kids stuck in town. One high school where people fuck. Everyones related too. But saturday nights everybody turns up!

I live in garrard county where the kids run the roads

by Lil Phaggot May 15, 2019

dirty garret

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.

What to do a dirty garret with me?

by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020

Garrens

Hawaiian slang, short for "guarantee".

Person 1: Waves are pretty big today on the eastside, we go beach??
Person 2: Garrens brah.
Person 1: Shoots.

by brewtis May 30, 2017

"Garrison the conversation"

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".

by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009

Garrett Harlow

Also known as a GRT. Some are spotted, some are stripped. 4 different types of GRT mating calls. I, Myself. If you look up the word dumbass, you will find a picture of Obama. Da End.

Garrett Harlow is a handsome man. the girls dig him.

Garrett Harlow is a sexy beast.

G is for Garrett Harlow.

Holy Shit, its Garrett Harlow

by BobChrist October 16, 2012