gaff out a fatty

When pinchin out a really big loaf.

brb guys gotta go gaff out a fatty

by chickenwing March 1, 2006

Gaff-daddy

The days of housewives behind us, a gaff-daddy is exactly what it sounds like; an absolute lad, totally in control of his masculinity and his three toddlers while Sandra chases that office promotion!

“How come your dad always picks you up from school?”
“Oh, he’s a gaff-daddy!”

by Polarbearjack May 24, 2019

gaff effect

when a nigga switches up after getting a girl and doesnt give any time to the boys

man 1: "bro ever since he got a girl he aint been hanging with the gang"
man 2: "thats the gaff effect"

by iloveoilymenshakingit August 21, 2023

gaff-on

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

by cbowling April 18, 2009

gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!

Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?

by MalletMan December 13, 2016

gaff face

One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.

You is a gaff face bitch

by Beatle head July 7, 2017

gaff banger

someone who invites loads of people to their gaff to shag them and their friends do the same in all rooms of the house

ahh stay away from mike he’s a gaff banger

by toenails> August 21, 2019