goff

noun. A very passive agressive person who manipulates situations to make themselves look like the victim when they are, in fact, the instigator.

verb. To 'goff' someone is to be a goff (n) towards them, i.e. to make them the target of passive agressive activity.

noun. You're going to post anonymous insults on Livejournal? Don't be such a goff!

verb. After Jane dumped Michael, she totally goffed him by telling everyone he'd left her.

by Sarah Keebs August 29, 2005

Goff

Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.

Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or

Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."

or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"

by Aslan and Lucy December 30, 2007

Goffwaffle

An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.

If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.

by DardyAs September 3, 2016

Goffed

To put cocaine in ones rectum

Yo i got cought by the cops but i goffed my cocaine

by Jonnighs May 13, 2008

goff

To take advantage of someone's trust or good will to get ahead, particularly an unsuspecting friend.

"Did Stan give you a good deal on his old truck or did you get goffed?"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."

by goffed June 24, 2009

Well Goff

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".

Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."

Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"

by Naomi September 2, 2004

Goffmo

Goffmo = a combo of Goth + Emo! Hence Goffmo

Person A: Iain, your sooo emo.

Iain: Nah im Goffmo

Person A: Ohhh

by Benn-Jammin April 25, 2006