fuzzy navel

An extremely popular alcoholic beverage of the 1980s. Even guys were drinking this fruity concoction made of 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Peach Schnapps and 2-3 parts orange juice. The best Fuzzy Navel would use REAL UNconcentrated orange juice. Wannabee "Cocktail" bartenders like Tom Cruise would argue which Schnapps was the best. Conclusively if it was/is a Schnapps made in Europe or Canada, it would very likely qualify as good enough. Bols from the Netherlands was a fine choice of many Nancy boy bartenders and good enough for the straight crowd as well.

Dwight: *- dancing to 'Safety Dance' -* "Hey Bro, could you order me a Fuzzy Navel!?"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"

by psiscott April 27, 2006

fuzzy musket

to put ones bare posterior directly above a sleeping person's nose and proceed to release wet flatulence upon them.

That bitch Tom gave me a wet willy in class...thought he was so funny...so I snuck into his room and gave him a fuzzy musket! It even splattered a little!

by TheAndy May 2, 2006

Fuzzy Peached

When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.

Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.

therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached

by Lside Boy...of course April 3, 2009

fuzzy taco shop

When a woman gives her man a handjob utilizing a tortilla and spit as lubricant. Once he cums woman makes a burrito with said tortilla.

My girl was hungry, so I took her to the fuzzy taco shop.

by Ridebb January 30, 2018

fuzzy random

The most accurate description of what a woman would call logical, from a man's point of view. What a woman thinks is logic seems totally illogical to a man, and sometimes, vica-versa. It usually leads to a dissagreement on what meaning there is to a statement. Basically any situation involving something that seems or is completely normal to you but causes conflict from people reading too much into it.

Man: Honey, do you want to try that new menu at the bar tonight? They have some nice low-fat stuff on there.
Woman: So now I'm fat am I?
Man: No! OK, if you're going all fuzzy random on me, we'll go to Maccas.

OR

Man: Let's head to the beach babe, the guys reckon it's awesome down there.
Woman: I'm not your damn trophy, do you have to parade me around in my bikini in front of the whole beach?
Man: Where the hell did that come from? Damn fuzzy-random excuse for logic you got there...

by Dr_Snapid January 6, 2006

fuzzy nar nar

dirty weed. the kind you let fall off your lap while trying to roll a blunt. it usually ends up on the floor of your car, most likely damp from the orange soda u spilled earlier. You pick it up, blow it off, and proceed. aka Daytona Dirty

"we don't got that fire son, we smokin fuzzy nar nar!"

by MissDirtyDaytona January 25, 2010

fuzzy flounder

A term referring to a vagina.

I fucked her fuzzy flounder till she was blue in the face.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003