furnface

furnface, also known as Furn or ferny, is a perfect person who deserves all the love and happiness of the world. furnface is always there for people , ily ferny -mimi<3

-are you friend with furnface?
-yes :)
-oh well , you must be very lucky!

by ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚mimi˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ May 11, 2021

Cardboard Furniture

Cardboard furniture to the rescue - totally flimsy and unfunctional, but classy looking furniture makes your house look 'homely' .

Sort of like the cardboard hifi components that Ikea has, but on a larger scale.

by lue_driver May 5, 2005

furniture

When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.

Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.

by doghunter January 7, 2009

Brooklyn Furnace

defecating and masturbating simultaneously

I cannot afford a conventional source of heat and therefore must resort to a Brooklyn Furnace.

by Needles February 17, 2004

Moving Furniture

The act of having such physically active sex that the result is that furniture is actually moved.

“Dude, that fitness instructor came over last night and we were moving furniture.”
“The second she dropped her panties I jumped on her and jack hammered her. We were moving furniture.”
“We were moving furniture and I was concerned the people in the room next door were going to call the front desk.”

by ottoh May 1, 2013

furnicate

Molest or otherwise commit foul acts with tables, chairs, sideboards etc

Jim-Bob contracted a serious case of splinters attempting to furnicate with his new stripped pine cabinet.

by Timberhound November 6, 2008

furnish

To equip with what is needed, especially to provide furniture for.

To supply; give

"The story of Orpheus has furnished Pope with an illustration" (Thomas Bulfinch).

by sam15 October 15, 2013