funkle

funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.

Have Fun

I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.

by : Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc December 9, 2008

Funker

Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.

You are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn't be friends.

by opposite of a funker May 3, 2010

Funkerdunker

It's a game where you try to cum on some hot girl without noticing. If you fail, she gets to use a strap on dildo up your ass. If you win, you can fuck her ass.

Funkerdunker is my favorite game

by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

funked

A word to describe being drunk on fun. For when good old, honest jubilation leads to a high unaided by a drug or any illegal substance.

"Hey, man, you wouldn't even believe the night I just had. First we saw Nicholas Cage in that wizard movie..."

"Woah were you high?"

"Not yet man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".

"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".

"Like I said, we were funked".

by mary poppinbag March 30, 2011

funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.

while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!

by John March 31, 2005

funkdefied

unfair, messed up, out of the ordinary

"I was going to cook hamburger tonight, but I think the bread has gone moldy."

"Yeah, it looks funkdefied"

"The teacher tried to give everyone a pop quiz today!"

"That's funkdefied!"

by Colette H. September 28, 2006

funnee

Becky providing fun; Becky causing amusement or laughter; Becky being amusing; Becky being comical

a funnee remark by Becky; a funnee person: BECKY HUANG

by Khanh Tao November 8, 2008