fumping

When you fuck someone in order to dump your bf/gf.

Jay:Hey are you finally fumping Jordan tonight.
Chelsea: Yah I can't say it to his face.

by Torie<3<3 June 13, 2008

half-fumpty

Half full and half empty at the same time.

It's a metaphor towards how you look at life. Some days the glass is half full and other days the glass is half empty. Most days, it is half-fumpty.

by vibrations March 18, 2010

fumping

Meaning fucked up thumping, fumping. When you hear someone cruising by with a crappy fucked up system.

man there goes homeboy fumping in that ford escort.

by ronnie duran September 9, 2007

Fumperdinked

an aggressive-alternative to bamboozled
or an alternative word for fucked.

Guy 1 - Shit, i got fumperdinked by my mum with a cock.
Guy 2 - well i got fumperdinked by my Date, she put roofies into my drink
Guy 3 - tf is a fumperdinked you autistic fuck?

by Dr. Mlem May 29, 2018

Fumph

A man who sits in his bathtub and farts and bites the fart bubbles.

Derogatory: He's an awful fumph!

by Reefyburke May 25, 2016

Fumpy

Adj
To be pleasantly plump and or positively thick or thicc. The satisfaction of being fat and thin

Did you see that new girl, Kay?
Yeah I heard shes really fumpy
Sweet!

by Renzen February 1, 2017

fumping

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'

"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"

by Shawn May 7, 2005