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Fucked The Monkey

To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events

reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."

B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
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FUCK ME FAT BOY

Curb your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - Episode 1 - 9-20-09

Jeff Garlin has sex with Marty Funkhouser's mentally unstable sister Bam Bam and she keeps yelling "Fuck me Fat Boy!"
by Riverboat27 September 21, 2009
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Fucked for life

Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.
Example 1:

- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.

Example 2:

- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)
by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010
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Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.
Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”
by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008
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Kentucky fucked

An expression born out of autocorrext on reddit amidst the COVID-19 quarantine period (April 2020)
It pertains to "completely fucked"

April 19, 2020
Jane
"They got Kentucky fucked on grading"
"I hope they leave it, Kentucky fucking works"
-redditors
by ArcaneLane April 18, 2020
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Bot Fucked

The experience of being frustrated to tears by having to interact with poorly optimised chat bot virtual assistant on a commercial website.
Kim tried to check some account details on his banking website last night but he kept getting bot fucked by the virtual assistant, bouncing him between useless FAQ entries and denying him access to a human.
by Ernest_Hemmingroid March 9, 2021
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you fucked up

Response to someone's inability to perform an action with competence. Usually stated in a disappointed tone.
John attempted to light his cigarette while it was in his mouth but it fell to the floor. Steve was quick to berate him with the words "You fucked up."
by Dboy123 April 13, 2008
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