fuckton

A expression used to discribe a large ammount of something. A unit in the metric system. When written as an expression, fT. Be sure not to confuse this unit with ft meaning foot.

Holy shit, Amy weighs a metric fuckton!

by AfroKenny January 14, 2008

Fucktonne

A fucktonne is a lot.
One fucktonne is 2500 fuckilograms
Which is 250000 fuckgrams which is 25000000 fuckmilligrams which is 2000 fuckounces which is 3000 fuckyoutonnes which is 2500000000 fucknanograms which is 10 fuckilotonnes

A fucktonne of shit came out my arse, not my fault I’m lactose intolerant

by Hi mammy November 30, 2019

fuckton

So much of something, it makes you say "Fuck!"

As in, I have a fuckton of work to do for school, all the ritalin in the world won't get me through this week.
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"

by OOSauce December 11, 2008

fucktonne

7. When using fucktonne as a reference to a quantity. Such quantitiy would simply refer to the number 7.

There are a fucktonne of hot chicks in this bar.
There are seven hot chicks in this bar.

by Fucktonne=7 January 2, 2011

Fuckton

More than a shitton

That was a fuckton of salt

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

metric fuckton

a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed

"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"

by sean. December 3, 2007

Fuckton

A futon that you fuck on a ton.

Hey babe, wanna come over and try out some new positions on my Fuckton?

by FreencheeFrench May 24, 2009