by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the fattress mug.The Religion where you would worship Fattam The Great. it allows you to see the world in a new perspective, as if a pyschiatrist
by Adam Fallon April 14, 2008
Get the fattamism mug.a constantly snacking, morbidaly obese, blood sucking, fishy smelling secret C.I.A. observer who uses mind control over students with the "sign in sheet", while at the same time being the Nazi leader of the ginger rebellion with no other use in life than to deplete the happiness of those surrounding this being and to waste the oxygen which could efficiently be used by other, more compelling members of society with meaningful jobs.
when a fat german Nazi ginger reproduces with an ignorant meaningless being to create an utterly low member of society, also known as "fatti patti"
by anti-Pattsie May 27, 2009
Get the fatti patti mug.A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
by Thelastnormalpersonintheworld October 7, 2013
Get the fattie page mug.This term is an abbreviation for the phrase "Funny At The Time." It implies that a joke just made might've been FATT, but definitely has no humor now. It is somewhat insulting, and therefore, should only be used to describe the jokes of people you don't like.
(person 1)...So then she said, "Dude, where's the syrup?" LOL!!! HA HA HA!!
(person 2)um...look, I'm sure it was FATT...now, back to what I was saying...
(person 2)um...look, I'm sure it was FATT...now, back to what I was saying...
by Lochland August 31, 2008
Get the FATT mug.by reggie bush June 14, 2007
Get the fattis mug.Food associated with obesity, particularly soda, junk food or anything containing high fructose corn syrup.
Actually, we do subsidize vegetables like corn, but then it just gets turned into fattie feed anyway.
by fattiefeeder April 2, 2008
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