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front bitch

A person who claims to be a fan of an artist, but only knows their most popular music.
Person 1: You know Travis Scott?
Person 2: Oh yeah i’m a huge fan, I love sicko mode and highest in the room!
Person 1: Okay you front bitch.
by KushCuisine February 5, 2020
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frantastic

Joyful, happy, loving. Epitome of good. Derived from Frannie Joy, who spreads happiness, smiles, love, kindness and joy everywhere she goes.
Be frantastic today!
by expressosugar June 25, 2023
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Yellow Fountain

In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.
You stuck one foot in the entrance of the Yellow Fountain!
by jane86 January 31, 2010
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Flower Fountain

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.
by fanny flaps May 16, 2022
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The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)
Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.
by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014
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Sit up front

A bathroom prank similar to the Upper Decker, Dry Docker, and Riding the Horse Backwards, but logistically much easier. The idea here is to sit at the very front of the toilet seat, with your rectal opening just over the edge. This way, when you defecate, your feces falls just inside the front lip of the toilet bowl, leaving a brown streak on the side of the bowl. The fecal matter then "welds" to the side of the bowl, outside the water line, leaving a horrible stench and a difficult cleanup job. Because the toilet has not been altered in any way, people may assume that someone just "missed" and was not a deliberate act.

The problem with the "Upper Decker" is that most public toilets do not have an upper tank, and in private residences access to the upper tank is often difficult because of shelving, cabinetry, wall artwork, etc. If there is nothing near the toilet to hold onto, it is also difficult to balance. The problem with the dry docker is access to the shut off valve. In public restrooms this is usually not accessible. Riding the Horse Backwards makes no sense because one would have to remove his/her pants completely in order to straddle the toilet while facing the wall. Sitting up front accomplishes the same goal, but is much easier.
The employee at the sandwich shop was rude to me, so I am going to use their restroom and sit up front.
by Trumplodyte February 13, 2019
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Corinthian Fountain

An ancient, but modernly practiced, sex act first discovered by the Corinthians who were part of a large city-state, such as Sparta. Except they were a not "war-lovers" but were Greek "ass-lovers". The Corinthian Fountain occurs after a serious anal ass pounding the recipient forces out a massive load of liquid shit and semen. The goal of the Corinthian Fountain is to spray the load as high as possible into the air before it splashes down again on the exterior of the buttocks. The higher the spray, the more gratification received.
Gary invited Donna to his dorm room to study for their Greek history test but instead wound up pounding her anal orifice for over an hour. She later blew a three foot Corinthian Fountain all over her ass. Gary was extremely satisfied.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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