Queen Frostine

A.k.a Cold Hard Bitch. A grown ass woman who does not care and often says "Jimmy Crack Corn". Often EllOhElls on social media because mortals, in general, are stoopid.

Madame America, in typical Queen Frostine fashion, was content to let her people fall prey to scams on Facebook in the hope that the social media juggernaut would cannibalize itself and die. Die. DIE.

by Cryptomuse November 15, 2015

Flipper-Frostbite

When penguins get in a circle jerk hug fest to keep their junk warm but end up standing too long and get flipper frostbite

The male penguins at the zoo have flipper-frostbite.

by ThatDudeNamedJared December 2, 2018

Chocolate Frostbite

The affliction one receives from performing anal sex on a corpse in the morgue.

Benjamin: Dude, You should have seen this chick come in last night. I got a wicked case of chocolate frostbite from her.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.

by DuffersDer July 3, 2019

nigger frostbite

to have such a severe case of frostbite your hands basically turn black

person 1: look at my hands bro. they r black and they feel so cold and numb!

person 2: looks you have a case of nigger frostbite

by burger the k1d September 29, 2023

Mankato Frostbite

When you get frostbite on your fingers after fingering a woman in sub zero temperatures

"Damn, I got that mankato frostbite last night walking home from fingering my girl"

by JohnJohnson69 January 15, 2026

the chocolate frosties

When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty

I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.

by Talonghoul July 27, 2016

First Degree Frostbite

Ouch... Probably not slacks with no underwear in -20⁰ ± windchill weather... Ouch...

Hym "I think I have first degree frostbite...y thighs hurt... Ouch! This weather is not conducive to, like, murdering children... Or anything for that matter. But my weiner is safe. At least."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025