forking

a funny prank. it isn't meant to piss people off. come on, when you think forks in your lawn do you think angry thoughts? if so...umm thats whack.

come on, lets go fork all of our friends lawns! it will be funny for everyone.

by your fellow forker April 10, 2005

fork

1. The combination of the words "fag" and "dork."
2. To have a sexual intercourse.

1. Stop being such a fork!
2. Spooning leads to forking.

by Heidizzle February 14, 2008

fork

a fake dork, one who pretends to be lame

"What is 2+2?" Bill asked.
"Uhhh 5?" Bob said.

Bob is a fork. He knew the answer, but decided to be a fork instead.

by natamatar March 14, 2009

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008

forking

see fucking

Go forking figure.

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

Forked

When you are bored and have nothing to do, you shove a fork so far up your ass, when you take it out, it's a fucking spoon.

Also, forked can be used as a replacement name, when you have a decent minecraft name, but your two extra chromosome rub against each other to make your name "reforked".

God damn, I just forked myself real hard, now I have the golden spoon of truth.

by CoolKid2047u41 August 14, 2019

fork

To throw up violently. Projectile vomiting.

I got so sick, I was forking all night.

by Jelly Bean December 4, 2003