penis flapping

flapping ones penis in a rotating circle at a guy/girl while making noises like a helicopter

I'm going to do some penis flapping with my girl tonight!

by mr flappy flaps October 14, 2014

Butt Flapping

When you shake your butt in a way to make the cheeks sound like wings flapping

Wes was butt flapping so hard I thought it was a flock of geese

by Marginallyclean July 11, 2016

Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.

And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

fapping

making your own fun

There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!

by boredlonelyman April 10, 2009

Fapping George

A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.

"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."

by Iroshimaru January 26, 2010

flapping chicken

the act of orally stimulating one bloke whilst simultaneously masturbating two others.

Taras really had the flapping chicken going on last night. Next time we should bring a neck brace for him.

by P. McDiddy June 17, 2005

fapping

See fap.

by Diablos November 11, 2002