Alaskan Flapjack

The sexual act of using a fold of fat, lubricated with butter and syrup, to achieve orgasm.

I couldn't find that fat chicks pussy, so I alaskan flapjacked her fat roll.

by shredder ace March 8, 2014

Slam the Tent Flap

To do something successfully, but what you did has little or no impact.

Kenny: Dude, we totally beat our forecast for yesterday!

Neil: But you only beat it by about $1,000.

Kenny: Ya, I guess we really slammed the tent flap.

Neil: At least you beat forecast. Lately, I can't ever seem to slam the tent flap.

by luv951 February 19, 2009

sea flap flap

A Sea Flap Flap is basically a stingray, internet people call them such name for the sound it makes "flap flap" and because of the origin in which it was found in, the "sea". Therefor its rightful name is sea flap flap

him: its a bird,
Me: no,

him: its a plane,

Me: um no,
Me: its in the water how can it be either,
Him: ....
Him: its Flapping like crazy
Me: its called a stin..
Him: a fuckin sea flap flap
Me: -__- sure its a sea flap flap

by FUNDCPLUS April 18, 2016

Manhattan Flapjack

A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.

Did you hear about Jim? He and his girlfriend did the Manhattan Flapjack. They're gods.

by Lunchboxpanda June 20, 2010

flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

FUPA Flap

When your stomach is so big and saggy that it droops down over your pubic area.

I was at the beach the other day and I saw a woman that had such a massive FUPA flap that I couldn't tell if she was wearing a bathing suit bottom.

by xCLMx May 13, 2010