Flat as Holland

When something is so flat that it resembles the landscape of Holland

John: Blimey my beer tastes foul its got no fizz at all
Bill: Yeah John that Stellas flat as Holland, I'd be sending it back if I were you

by Celfore January 14, 2019

Dummy flat

The opposite of dummy thicc, someone who has absolutely no ass

Damn boi he so dummy flat his ass curves inward

by CavemanTheSecond December 21, 2019

Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

by pierre jay February 10, 2009

Flatard

A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.

Ricardo matos is a flatard

by Fire99 July 26, 2019

Flat Chat

When someone is extremely busy

He is flat chat on other work today and will get back to you tomorrow.

by odelay May 6, 2012

Flat Earther

An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.

NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'

Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."

by barney is a sexy boi July 14, 2020

flat dog

crocodile

Look at all the flat dogs on the riverbank.

The Zambezi is infested with flatties.

by George McBob May 11, 2009