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Flatulencer

Derogatory term for those that self describe themselves as an Influencer in either profession or hobby, used by realists who who see through the noise and stink.
She is a Flatulencer - nothing but wind and she stinks because like all influencers they are full of shit.
by Jimmy Lumoxx April 8, 2024
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Flatulence

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
by drnutt December 3, 2024
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Flavulent

Also written : Flavolent

It is a combination of "flavor" and "redolent" (meaning fragrant or scented). It conveys the idea of a scented flavor in the air.
It is to define the taste one feels from the air which is often linked with a flowery feel.
The gentle breeze filled with a touch of flavulent scenes (smell of fresh air combined with fresh nostalgic taste of ripe fruits and or flowers) brought a sparkle to her eyes.
by Trinzlar November 4, 2025
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Flatulence bias

When one takes offence to another's wind, while holding no issue venting themselves.
My roommate has a flatulence bias, it's okay when it's them, but when I do it, you'll never hear the end of it.
by Kract January 14, 2026
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neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart
girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.
by kittymisfit September 25, 2010
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mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.
I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.
by TooSick4U October 21, 2010
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faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".
I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.
by QuacksO May 6, 2019
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