floating voter

A person who bases their vote in a general election on which political party will give the largest handouts in welfare, the worst offenders being single Mothers.

Single Mothers hey! that Sharon's a proper Floating Voter, not only is she a slag, she's a fucking scrounging cunt as well. Lazy twat!!

by DefinitionJedi December 20, 2016

floating a 40

placing a 40 oz container of malt liquor in the toilet tank to hide it & keep it cold

Johnny told Freddie he's floating a 40, Freddies supervisor had no idea what he was talking about & dismissed the term, afterwhich Freddie & Johnny went & sucked back a cold one with no one being the wiser!

by G in da haus September 21, 2009

Floating Fans

Mahesh Babu Four Fans Are Floating Fans He Don't Have Fanbase . His Four Fans are Floating Fans Krishna Fans Only Support Him This was Officially Said By Mahesh Relative

Mahesh Fans Are Floating Fans

by Adopted son of Ravupalem April 1, 2021

floating your boat

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills

person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?

by a.m. de silva July 16, 2008

floating zombie

A situation in which a woman is being done doggy-style, and the man pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has come. When she turns around the guy jerks off like mad and shoots his load in her face.

She thought I was done, but I gave her a floating zombie!

by Richie McFarland March 11, 2004

Floating Rock Mentality

A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.

Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.

by A.Aron March 15, 2021

Floating Newspaper

A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.

Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.

Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?

Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!

by Marziba January 4, 2010