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Flashbang

A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them
Hey babe can i flashbang you tomorrow morning?
by Akidscreation December 7, 2020
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Flashbang

A flashbang is alot like a flash mob but instead of people dancing it turns into a public orgy
Hey man im going join a flashbang at the mall today, want to join?
by Akidscreation December 7, 2020
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Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 20, 2021
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Flashbang

When a streamer accidentally or on purpose changes to a white screen and "flashbangs" the whole stream.
XQC: OK JUICERS, THAT WAS FUN GETTING BANNED FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, TIME TO PLAY GOOGLE FUED.
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged
by _Canadia April 6, 2021
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Flashbang

When you do everything for someone and they are blind to it and give nothing back!

e.g. You are nice to a girl and all they ask is for a nice boy but completely ignore all of your actions and words.
This girl I have been talking to for 3 months has started started talking to a new guy after I did everything for her, I think she is flashbanged.
by ManChild12 June 1, 2021
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Flashbang

when you flash someone then proceed to roughly have sexual intercourse with someone
woah man i flashbanged a four year old girl now im going to prison
by lettucewithhumanlegs December 16, 2021
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Flashbang

When you cum in your own eyes, often during sleep. This word can also be used by guys during sex before he cums in a girl’s eyes.
“FLASHBANG!” *goes back to sleep or
“Bro, you just flashbanged me”
by Dragdi March 11, 2022
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