flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.

Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends

by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019

Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012

5 on a flapjack

A phrase your brother uses to make you want to commit capital fraud and 7 counts of blue collar tax evasion

Hey max, if you slide that would be 5 on a flapjack

by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021

naughty flapjacks

(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.

Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks

by Darius Weatherford November 19, 2007

flapjack funbags

A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. Usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. Possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the "flaps" under them fun bags. Also there is not one damn thing fun about flapjack funbags.

Look at that bitch!!!! She has some seriously sick flapjack funbags.

by The Rabot April 22, 2007

Middleburg flapjack

This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.

A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.

This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.

Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.

Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.

by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008