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jävla fitta 

Swedish for "fucking cunt" used to describe annoying ass people
Jag hatar Lorenzo. Han är en jävla fitta.
Translation: I hate Lorenzo. He's a fucking cunt.
jävla fitta by FalskSvensk October 15, 2017

fifty yard fake out 

A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.
Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.
fifty yard fake out by pearljamhead9 November 13, 2007

Fatty Drunksy

A fucking kid who is so dumb that he likes to jump people if they smell nice
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
Daddy Liam: hey get milk
Fatty Drunksy: wish CBS zbsjsnehdh bff djsng
Fatty Drunksy by Nute Gunray May 26, 2020

fatty shatty 

When you, the player, nail a 3-6 man Earthshatter on the enemy team with Reinhardt in Overwatch
Their shields are down! Gonna drop a fatty shatty
fatty shatty by S0CC0 April 23, 2020

fatty logic

Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.

Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).

Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).

Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."

Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."

Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"

Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
fatty logic by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013

fifty 'leven 

"I done been to da club 'bout fifty 'leven times!" or "Boy, I done told yo' ass fifty 'leven times to take dat goddamned trash out!!"
fifty 'leven by J Blizzle July 29, 2003