fifaggot

(fē' făg'gət) a person who plays fifa and completes the follwoing actions in unison:
1. plays ultra defensive the entire game
2. uses only the a-button to play defense
3. stalls when in possession
4. wins in pks after a tied game

'I played a noob in fifa and ended up losing. I couldn't get any shots off and he won in p.k's.'

'man what a fifaggot'

by dillonwid August 17, 2011

Fifa wank

When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.

I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.

by Brayshaw lad November 27, 2019

filabino

half filipino, half albino, KKona brother AMEN!

Lauren went to her high school reunion and proved everybody wrong; She's not albino, she's filabino. KKona brother AMEN!

by mareeziscool December 4, 2019

Fifa simp

A guy or female that rage and calls fifa a tradh game after losing 0 - 3 in Fut champs but still plays the game.

Kári you always call fifa trash but you still play it you FIFA simp!

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! May 31, 2020

fibfactory

A person who lies constantly - noun

The president is a fibfactory

by shakespearewannabe June 13, 2020

fifaholic

Mera wooo! That’s probably what this person says 24/7. Always vibing & having a positive impact. There to give others advice & help friends, humble but wild. Usually have a crazy past that no one really knows. Next Hugh Hefner & is a great masseuse, can make a girl waterfall like no other & see stars

Hey who’s that with all those girls ??
Deadass? That’s fifaholic bro (king of skrotis)

by Fifaholic November 23, 2021

Filanus

When your anus gets filled with too many covid tests

I had to go to the doctor to get a COVID test but instead of getting it through the nose he gave a filanus

by Anosmodnar April 11, 2022