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Smut, the Backup Palace houses such legendary figures as the might Krburg (god of
music and
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An Average Day'
s Posting on FFS Smuts Backup Palace includes:
I told
Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do
anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (
R.I.F.P.)
I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles