The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011

drake feels

To listen and sing drakes shit and get sad and to be all up in your feels

Jacob was all up in his feelings yesterday yeah

those Drake feels

by Heliosthehollow January 7, 2017

Ya feels

When you explain something in the most scientific factual way you can and you feel good about yourself

“Yea 9+10 is 21 ya feels”

by Shaboodie QuiQui December 17, 2018

Who Feels?

A response to something nobody cares about or you don't want anybody to care about. Usually used in response to an insult.

"Your mom is so fat, she died"
"Who Feels?"

by Biker Toad November 13, 2020

This feels a little light

When someone gives you a bag of groceries and it feels like there's a few things missing because the bag feels a little light. So you go back to get the rest of the groceries. When someone hands you speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) after you paid money and the gram of speed feels a little light more like two thirds of a gram to three quarters of a gram. So you weigh it and demand the rest, and they give you more. Or if you're buying 5 dollars of cheddar cheese and it feels more like 3 or 4 dollars of cheddar cheese so you ask for more. When you're in college studying organic chemistry, mathematics, history, geology, and you forgot a book because the bookbag feels a little light. When you make money selling coffee and the stack of money they pay you feels a little light today. When you ask a friend for half the energy drink and they only give you a third and you say this feels a little light, so they pour more. It means it's not enough or something is missing.

Tony: You got the 40 of those 100mg Flodafinil pills.

Steve: Sure.

Tony: *Hands money.
Steve: *Hands Flodafinil pills.

Tony: This feels a little light! Are you jacking me?!
Steve: Hands over the 3 he was taking from Tony that he planned to do later.

by CognitiveFuel August 28, 2023

Mumford And Feels

the emotions one experiences listening to Mumford and Sons

person 1: man my feels when listening to "white blank page" by Mumford and sons
person 2: yeah man how about "dustbowl dance"
person 1: so many Mumford and feels

by heisenbergmachinemofo October 7, 2013

king good feels

King Good Feels is the name of a guy I met at a rave. The kind of guy that goes out of his way to make sure you're staying hydrated and having a good time even to the point of going and filling your water for you (or your whole crew), gloving for your viewing pleasure, or just any general feel good thing.

"Yo, I just saw the same guy run and fill some random persons water bottles, then he gave them a light show, and a massage."

"Oh yeah, that's King Good Feels, you'll get used to it."

by ThatOneRaveGod April 16, 2020