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Federal Unemployment Tax Act 

The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.

While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{
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Federal blue 

A dark shade of blue, typically worn by police. this word was officially named by a triangle schmuck called Aj Shabeel
Friend 1: Hey, what's your favourite colour?
Friend 2: Federal blue
Friend 1 : wtf r u on rn ts aint a colour u js made it up
Friend 2 :sybau
Federal blue by anonymous August 7, 2025

Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”

The Federal Hotel 

A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.
Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!
The Federal Hotel by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

Acting Federal 

When someone is asking toooo many questions.
Them: How much money you got? Where you going? Where are you taking us? You got a lighter on you?

Me: Aye cuz get the fucc on u Acting Federal rn like deadass!!
Acting Federal by Trhaq_83 August 31, 2021

American Federal Empire 

The current corrupted version of the U.S. government which is acting like an empire by policing the world, domestically destroying civil liberties and rewarding corrupt politicians and bureaucrats.
When the United States government is no longer of the people, by the people and for the people but a government of the corrupt, by the corrupt and for the corrupt, it's tyrannical transformation into the American Federal Empire has been completed.

The Federal Pain Chamber 

When you are so fucking drugged out of your mind that any slight inconvenience is suddenly a major issue.
"I am thinking mornings should be illegal and the federal pain chamber dismantled."

"The federal pain chamber?"
"Yeah, waking up really early is torture"
The Federal Pain Chamber by AngelkNk September 2, 2021