Febreze Backshots

When the pussy is so foul smelling that you have to spray Febreze while giving backshots

Person 1: Hey man how the pussy last night with that girl you hooked up with?
Person 2: It was so bad I had to give her Febreze Backshots.

by hallow endings June 19, 2021

freezers

the act of rubbing cocaine on the gums in your mouth to numb them.

pauly never actually tried coke before, but he did do some freezers the other night.

by jimfrank December 18, 2004

freezer burned

Adj. Ugly or unappealing to the eye

Person 1: Man did you see Gary today? he look like he jus got out da bed.
Person 2: Yea that dude is FREEZER BURNED!!!

Person 1: You betta stay away from my man!
Person 2: Girl nobody want his ugly behind cuz dat dude is FREEZER BURNED!!!

by Janel Jonez February 25, 2008

freezer bum

the worst scenario for a cold butt. It's when a case of ass cubes gets soo bad & your butt gets so cold that it actually starts hurting.

we have been out here in the cold forever! I'm so cold that I've got freezer bum!

by Ouzel February 18, 2009

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

by that.ali3n August 23, 2020

freezer tits

The act of women with enormous tits flopping her enormous tits inside of a freezer- especially after a dare.

Yeah, well she has freezer tits

by FDP/ August 19, 2006

Dutch Freezer

When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.

Me: Yo, I think Woolgar just dutch freezer'd his toilet.

Si: FUCK! I JUST SAT IN THAT PISS.

by Jay&Wool July 22, 2009