Fart

When someone farts in your face

When someone farts

by darktrillwords97 January 17, 2020

Fart

a turd wistleing for the right of way.

Hey Steve did you fart?

(Steve)Nah, it was just a turd telling my underwear to merge over and let it pass.

by manvan captain kirk December 28, 2009

Fart

Expulsion of trapped methane in the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever.

Tom: "Dude I just farted!''
Bob: " hahahahaha... ''

by II Sammeh II August 30, 2010

Fart

the act of blowing stinky anal gases out of your ass hole in the hopes that someone will smell it and throw up

Bob: Frrrp

john: Aw dude did you just fart?!

Bob: ha ha sweet

by dislexia rocks March 15, 2011

Fart

Little, tiny poop particles flying out of your ass at supersonic speeds, therefore creating a minature sonic boom.

"Did you fucking Fart? You Asshole."

by thevictor13 September 26, 2008

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

Fart

Agonising squeal of a trapped turd

A fart is like the final cry for freedom before before you give birth to that stinking steamer

by Jutstar August 8, 2014