Fart

A large explosion of stank in the universe causing a great black hole

Boy 1: I farted in math class we all died
Boy 2:*dead*

by Bananamarishkahogata November 7, 2015

Fart

Expulsion of trapped methane in the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever.

Tom: "Dude I just farted!''
Bob: " hahahahaha... ''

by II Sammeh II August 30, 2010

Fart

a turd wistleing for the right of way.

Hey Steve did you fart?

(Steve)Nah, it was just a turd telling my underwear to merge over and let it pass.

by manvan captain kirk December 28, 2009

Fart

the act of blowing stinky anal gases out of your ass hole in the hopes that someone will smell it and throw up

Bob: Frrrp

john: Aw dude did you just fart?!

Bob: ha ha sweet

by dislexia rocks March 15, 2011

Fart

Little, tiny poop particles flying out of your ass at supersonic speeds, therefore creating a minature sonic boom.

"Did you fucking Fart? You Asshole."

by thevictor13 September 26, 2008

Fart

Pee pee poo poo OOOOH

pee pee poo poo OOOOH
Amogus:amogus fart
me:GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

by Yourskoliosexualqueen September 26, 2021

Fart

There are many different types

The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.

The Fake: A toot that has no odor.

Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.

Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.

Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.

Whether a fart or a toot
It's never mute

by Shazamalam November 21, 2013