Fake friend

Someone who rejected you
Someone who is jealous of you
Someone who only comes up when they need something from you

Someone that trys to avoid you
Someone that doesn’t care if you feel bad

Someone that wants you to get the f away from them
Someone who is mean to you or makes fun of you

Someone that uses you to fit in or impress they’re other friend

Someone who is trying to use you to act cool

A friend
A friend is someone who is kind caring cool and outgoing. They are always there when you need them the most. They don’t care what you do they still forgive you
They like you and is always there to help you.

Ramma: sits down chair

Fake friend: moves seats trying to avoid her

Ramma: hey how are you doing
Fake friend:.....

by ♥️Panzo♥️ May 10, 2019

Fake depressed

A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention

Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.

Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual

by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020

Fake dom

A person who uses force in a domestic abuse way unlike a dom who is dominant the fake dom is a person who is abusive

I heard Jack was a fake dom

by Papa joe2678900007 September 27, 2020

Fake disorder cringe

The act of people (mostly on tiktok) fake having a mental disorder (the most popular being either DID, tourettes or autism)

Fake disorder cringe is bad

by WhyAreWeStillHere? April 28, 2022

national drop fake friends day

A day on April 28th, where you tell all your fake friends you don't want to be friends with them, because, their fake.

"Hey Marcus, It's national drop fake friends day so be gone thot"

by ligmalake May 30, 2018

the fake sound of progress

Lostprophets debut album. One of the most original and kick ass alternative/metal cds ever made. The album included the ridiculously good songs shinobi vs dragonninja, kobrakai, and a thousand apologies. If you have never seen this band live, you must. It will be one of the best acts you will ever see.

"Wait, this is lostprophets? Oh, the fake sound of progress is their first cd. Yea I know, Last Train Home sucked but this stuff is awesome."

by fultzyk711 December 18, 2005

fake plastic trees

A song from the Radiohead album,(1995) The Bends. It is about a world of fake people, things that are not real and people that don't know why, they do what they do, as well to me it's about trying to be in love with someone that is not in love with you there fake not real. you are in love with I idea of them and that's why it feels fake.

"She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love."

Fake Plastic Trees: when you get what you want, but not what you need.

by wseroyer May 13, 2008