by Cstar December 01, 2013
Someone who doesn't be themselves around anyone. They try to hard to be liked and relate to you. You can tell they are fake because it seems like EVERYTHING they do is about trying to be liked.
(picture the people making those faces and things in brackets are thoughts)
Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(
Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:
Person 1: mmhmm
*Get the test back*
Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-
Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(
*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*
Person 1: mmhmm...
Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(
Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:
Person 1: mmhmm
*Get the test back*
Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-
Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(
*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*
Person 1: mmhmm...
by Definition Expert July 20, 2011
A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, Botox-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii! How are you!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
A fake meeting her victim:
Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!
Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!
by the-anomaly July 05, 2006
by Juanatronn October 14, 2006
When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
ADV: to falsely do or enact something which will not be followed through with. Coined on 11/22/09 while watching NFL games.
"Brett Favre is having a great season. It would be a great thing, if he had not fakely retired twice before and ruined his reputation."
by Scotty Bolton November 22, 2009
Four girls who are percieved as fakes
Although they are nice.
Not alags
Dont fuck there friends over
And have standards
They cant help it if they rock everything they wearr/ own
And if people think there dicks because they wear sunnies to school.
They are clearly clones becuase they do excactly the same thing every waking second of the day :|
Often The Fakes refere to mean girls becuase its funny.
Although they are nice.
Not alags
Dont fuck there friends over
And have standards
They cant help it if they rock everything they wearr/ own
And if people think there dicks because they wear sunnies to school.
They are clearly clones becuase they do excactly the same thing every waking second of the day :|
Often The Fakes refere to mean girls becuase its funny.
OMG did you see The Fakes? There such dicks and clone but OMG iw ant to be them SO BAD!
OMG The Fakes look HAWT today- As always.
OMG the fakes are rocking it today.
OMG The Fakes look HAWT today- As always.
OMG the fakes are rocking it today.
by MEGA LOL 12345689 June 03, 2009