The worst place to live. Rich fucks who drive fancy cars and don't give a shit about anything but themselves. Asshole little high school kids who think the universe revolves around them. An abundance of spoiled little brats who waste their parents' money on drugs, clothing from expensive stores, and other meaningless items. Every day a new street appears with a stupid new name. And a new shopping center appears so bitchy women in their 20's can go out and be superficial together. It's all about how dumb you can be, how much money you can make, how much nice land you can destroy with your developments, and how rude you can be to those who are supposedly inferior. I'm not sure how anyone in Fairfax County can be happy. Because all the men have tiny penises and the women are superficial and lack brains. Like I said, the worst place to live.
Moron from Northern Virginia: Hi! I'm a pathetic loser!
Normal Person: Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and stop living in fairfax!
Moron: Wow, you use your brain?!
Fuck Fairfax County and it's degradation of humanity.
Normal Person: Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and stop living in fairfax!
Moron: Wow, you use your brain?!
Fuck Fairfax County and it's degradation of humanity.
by nova hater July 23, 2008
Get the Fairfax County mug.The wealthiest county in the US, its home to preppy, sporty and ridiculously good looking scum. Home of some of the most obnoxious peoplpe on earth, especially those in greenwhich and new canaan, they even look down on people from FC. Best example, stamford. My area, north stamford has a higher gross income than any other town in the FC so everyone who puts stamford in with the "bad areas" guess again, there are appartments here that cost more than homes in those "high class" neighorhoods.
We drink, we smoke, we snort, we have sexx, we are the most pampered generation out there, o and we spend all of our money on cigarettes
We drink, we smoke, we snort, we have sexx, we are the most pampered generation out there, o and we spend all of our money on cigarettes
dude, where in fairfield county can i buy?
go to POCHO man, they sell and dont ID
POCHO?! there are minorities there!
I know! they dont even import them!
go to POCHO man, they sell and dont ID
POCHO?! there are minorities there!
I know! they dont even import them!
by 1027 July 21, 2008
Get the fairfield county mug.welcome to fantasy island where you can make enough money selling weed to buy one of their sick houses. Everyone wants to be a GANGSTA, underneath this picturesque new england town lies a world driven by money and drugs. Your bestfriend will have you set up and robbed for the price of a new lexus. All these fake ass bitches think they're hot shit in this town. Its all good just sit back and watch the show. Fairfield is cool if you avoid the drama living in the city and here is very chill.
by hhhhhmmmmmmmmm August 17, 2006
Get the fairfield mug.Fairfax High School is a sorry excuse for a high school. also known as white trash school... where a bunch of niggas fuck all the busted ass fairfax bitches because the only hot bitches there party with WT Woodson dudes because they dont want to be categorized with fairfax highschool... basically its a school where a bunch of blacks and asians call their 'ghetto' and where the bitches don't stand up when confronted
*after a 2005 Fairfax High School bball game vs wtw (wtw won)*
FHS bitch - you guys fucking suck
WTW beauty - you are fucking BUSTED
FHS bitch - say that to my face and step
WTW beauty - (to her face) "you're fucking DISGUSTING, BITCH"
FHS bitch - yea well you're like fat (and gets in her car)
CANT SAY SHIT BITCHES... WTW BITCHES COULD FUCK UP THE FHS BITCHES
FHS bitch - you guys fucking suck
WTW beauty - you are fucking BUSTED
FHS bitch - say that to my face and step
WTW beauty - (to her face) "you're fucking DISGUSTING, BITCH"
FHS bitch - yea well you're like fat (and gets in her car)
CANT SAY SHIT BITCHES... WTW BITCHES COULD FUCK UP THE FHS BITCHES
by wtwbeauty July 18, 2008
Get the Fairfax High School mug.Fairfield County, also known as FC is full of preps, gangsters, ghetto kids, and a bunch of other social groups.
Drinking is quite big in the county, and oxycotton and cocaine are quite big in the area.
An event to look out for is BeachFest which is an event that occurs twice a year, but the biggest one is in the beginning of the summer.
Awesome place.
Drinking is quite big in the county, and oxycotton and cocaine are quite big in the area.
An event to look out for is BeachFest which is an event that occurs twice a year, but the biggest one is in the beginning of the summer.
Awesome place.
by Jonathia February 13, 2008
Get the Fairfield County mug.It's in southern Connecticut, and contrary to VERY popular belief, isn't full of beer and polos. OK so maybe it is, but not everywhere. Norwalk is NOT that ghetto. We do NOT have keg parties every other weeknight. (though acid and weed are not uncommon, oxy-contin is like not existent) Though we do get SOME ghetto points because 50 Cent owns a house in Newtown, we do not like to think we're ghetto. (at least not a majority) The only reason we are the richest county is because the land and weather is generally pleasant, people constantly move up here, and the real estate has gotten high. Therefore so has tax. Which explains our insane education program. It is very good, but what this place is TRULY filled with is emos and punks. Many of us are actually more likely to be succesful because we get the education. For many of us who have spent all our lives here, we are quite like you guys. Except smarter. The OC is most definitely worse than we are.
Many of the young population of Fairfield County spend their free time in front of high tech computers thinking of ways to tell the rest of America that they aren't rich, wannabe preppies.
by DeVotie June 11, 2006
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