Failure

To fail, or to become "failed", or, the act of failing. In some cases majorly, and at the cost of many lives.

George Bush,the Hindenburg blimp, Myspace, Neopets, eBaum's World (Massive)
"The bomb didn't explode, it was a failure."

by Saint Kayitar July 21, 2006

failure

Trying to make s'mores in a grill.

Last night was a failure! At least chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows are good separately and not heated.

by unmoutonsvp September 25, 2006

failure at life

This person is an utter waste of space and should commit suicide immediately.

piggy is a failure at life.

by Don Juan D May 24, 2007

springlock failure

when it happens your skull will make a loud crunch all the bones in your body will break,your eternal organs will be damaged causing eternal bleeding you can taste in your mouth, if it dosnt puncture your heart after its done itll take 25-40 seconds to die,witch will make it more painful.

somone help a springlock failure is occuring

by THEFNAFMAN April 23, 2022

failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010

failular

adj.

something with epic fail potential; having the qualities of an epic fail

1: Today I waited at the restaurant for an hour before I realized my date was tomorrow night.
2: Dude, that's failular.

by fueledbycobra September 25, 2009

Failure is Key

A sarcastic comment after one fails at life or at a homework assignment. In the creator's case, after he failed on a homework assignment.

"And I know it's probably going to be wrong, but abate?"
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-

by Han_dl November 8, 2017