Farter The Funny

Silly autistic retard who has half the normal amounts of chromosomes. AKA Fat inbred fat toothless fat retard fat burger fat

Dylan Merfy is Farter the Funny!!!!

by I_love_Trey January 26, 2023

smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

Lying Farter

A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

50 feeter

somebody who looks attractive from 50 feet away, but not up close.

“i thought he was cute, but he’s just a 50 feeter”

by peedaweeda April 3, 2020

cum farter

The receiver in a homosexual relationship.

My new co worker, is a cum farter!

by Dack Shepard's April 15, 2021

Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

by Smurfanator February 7, 2010