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Funnel Vision

A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.

It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.

The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"

Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"

Private: "Should I call the medics?"

Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
by TehMaestro February 9, 2008
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Funktion

1. Holidng a function (ie. party) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

2. Solving a function (ie. mathematical) whilst funk music is playing in the background.
Chris: 'Woah, that funktion was pretty wild last night'
by AOL! Are you serious?! April 25, 2011
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funnel squirt

similar to a Hot Fart. A fart where a little extra sauce comes out in your underwear.

When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.
After eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, Brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.

I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.
by mpod September 7, 2006
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bum funnel

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.
whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"
by dave & mike June 28, 2008
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Funnabe

Usually referring to a cheesy or overly cocky person that is trying very hard to be funny, therefore wannabe-funny, short "Funnabe"
This dude at school is so annoying with his funnabe comments every class.

Hey man, yesterday I went to the movies with this funnabe girl that kept telling me awkward jokes.
by PsychoFragg September 16, 2010
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fuentes

adj, a 1.to describe utter sexiness 2. another word for a fountain
"look at richard.."
"oh my god, he is so fuentes"
by Anonymous333 November 7, 2007
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fuentes

A Fuentes is winning against someone 11-0 at ping-pong to humiliate them.
- Kim just gave Tarek a Fuentes.

- Did Tarek really not score a point?

- No Zero
by kl3os November 17, 2018
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