fix the dryer

Its slang for taming the one eyed monster(jacking off)

Zenner- "Yo u guys i gotta fix the dryer i think its on the frits again."

Wasted- " stfu dude ur just going to whack off"

by wasted July 15, 2006

Fix Me

A Drinking Game for the Creative Folk in which people pair off and try to answer absurd questions.

Kenny: Joe’s wife has a thing for black men. Joe’s job has just required him to move to a black neighborhood. How can Joe keep his wife from having sex with a black man?
Billy and Sandra: Wow that's tough to answer, maybe he could spread mayonnaise on her everyday.
Kenny: Good answer now everyone else drink!
Billy and Sandra: Fix Me Champs!

by Neurotic Visionary June 20, 2011

fix-it monkey

Downing.

Downing said, "I'm not a fix-it monkey anymore."

by Trogdor July 12, 2003

fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

fix you're grammar

The stupidest thing one can say.

Person 1: Hey! I found this cool thing!
Person 2: Fix you're grammar.
Person 1: bruh

by Mitt Romney Money July 16, 2019

fix't

the cure & eradication of many infectious diseases using formalin

finally got my acne and dick fix't

by highway 6 January 2, 2020

fix your code

what some would say to you if your being annoying to them

(and yes i did get this line from Dream :))

person1: hey do you wanna go to the park? or play UNO? or idk have a sleepover tonight? hoo hoo what about we...
person2: omg you are so annoying. Go fix your code instead

by Bobby Jefferson November 27, 2020