fifa-itus is the most common infection caught when the worlds most popular football game comes out every year. more common in the male species, it can be passed onto females should they be any good on an x-box or ps3 (other consoles are available)
i can't come into work today, i have fifa-itus
sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in
i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in
i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
by dar-sha September 29, 2012
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Players who start sweating when they feel they're gonna concede so they start passing it around their defense.
fifa sweat
Player 1: Oh shit I feel a goal coming with Eto'o
Sweaty Player: Fuck this shit Eto'o is raping my slow centre backs lets pass it around defence.
Player 1: Oh shit I feel a goal coming with Eto'o
Sweaty Player: Fuck this shit Eto'o is raping my slow centre backs lets pass it around defence.
by Mertesacker October 26, 2013
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Other dude: Nah, broke my Xbox from all those shit goals remember
Dude: Hahah I know I scored them on you!
Other dude: Nah, broke my Xbox from all those shit goals remember
Dude: Hahah I know I scored them on you!
by Slanginator April 19, 2018
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Get the FIFA 18 mug.the correct term when someone tries to look cool after watching 1 match of fifa and tries to fit in the he is all of a sudden a voetbal fan and chooses a popular theme to root for
REAL VOETBAL FAN: due im all hyped up for FIFA man Italy is gonna do great again but brazil is really putting up a fight this time
Voetbal Bandwagoner: yeh im not really into soccer that much its too boring
2 WEEKS LAYER
REAL VOETBAL FAN: DUDE ITALY KICKED GERMANY ASS!
VOETBAL BANDWAGONER: YEH MAN GO ITALY I KNEW THEY WOULD WIN ALL ALONG!!! YEH SOCCER IS AWESOME
REAL VOETBAL FAN: I THOUGHT U HATED VOETBAL.....AND ITS NOT SOCCER ITS VOETBAL....I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A FIFA BANDWAGONER U CUM STANE!
Voetbal Bandwagoner: yeh im not really into soccer that much its too boring
2 WEEKS LAYER
REAL VOETBAL FAN: DUDE ITALY KICKED GERMANY ASS!
VOETBAL BANDWAGONER: YEH MAN GO ITALY I KNEW THEY WOULD WIN ALL ALONG!!! YEH SOCCER IS AWESOME
REAL VOETBAL FAN: I THOUGHT U HATED VOETBAL.....AND ITS NOT SOCCER ITS VOETBAL....I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A FIFA BANDWAGONER U CUM STANE!
by SH4RPEY3 July 8, 2010
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Dude, Sean and Adam came home and they stayed on my xbox almost all day playing soccer because neither of them brought theirs from their dorms. They're such Fifa fucks.
by Fuck Fifa December 22, 2009
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