Creep Feed

The sidebar located next to the News Feed on Facebook. It shows you every like, comment, or ass being wiped by your friends. It's a great tool for starting problems in relationships, stalking, or other recreational uses.

Comments on changed relationship status:

Best friend - "Why did you and John break up?"

Girl - "He liked some hoe's pic"

Best friend - "That was like 10 minutes ago?"

Girl - "Saw it on the creep feed, smh"

by indiansrf October 26, 2011

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feed the pony

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.

OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.

by Ricey December 18, 2002

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Feed the Cat

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...

by kold93 April 4, 2009

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Feeding Ducks

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks

by hahahailuvyouguys June 28, 2012

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feed the beaver

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feeding the kitty are also used.

To feed the beaver one must first have a clear visual of the target, thus a razor and in a rare cases a weed wacker (preferably with an electric motor and a long battery life) is vitally necessary.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

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