ass fax

Photocopying a picture of your bare, naked butt and sending the picture via fax to someone who deserves it or is getting on your case. A good retaliation strategy for fax spam, or spax.

"Yo, I sent an ass fax to that travel agent that keeps killing trees with his crappy spax."

by Sheila Snyder October 24, 2007

Show me the car fax

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something

Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

by nickisaretard March 17, 2019

No Printer, Just Fax

Instead of using a printer you would use a fax machine. It's a play on words and essentially a way of heavily agreeing with something/someone.

Friend 1: Hey dude memes are great
Friend 2: Ikr no printer, just fax

by drew.pression August 28, 2018

send a fax to hershey

Slang meaning to go take a shit.

I was going to go to lunch, but first had to send a fax to hershey.

by Kevin Gzizzle May 16, 2008

cat fax

A sexual history report or list. Like a car fax, the person requesting wants to know who's been in it, how many miles, the amount of front damage and all rear end collisions.

Phrase made popular by radio host Tommy Sotomayor.

"Black women, you've let too many niggas get inside ya pussy. Show me the cat fax!"

by Mr. Protocol August 1, 2013

Sending A Fax

Another way of saying your taking a dump.

Analogy--the flush handle is the "start" button.

"Bob, where you going?"
"Im sending a fax."

by Why So Serious August 21, 2008

brown fax

to defecate. to take a shit.

dude, i gotta let you go, i gotta send a brown fax.

by fabval October 30, 2006