factstonian

A man who will only speak in absolute proven fact backed completely by commonly accepted truths from educated scientists and intellectual society.

Spaceweathrrman smAshomash is a true Factstonian when he gives his daily spaceweather report.

by Fairy Godmutha August 13, 2022

Fatist

A made up word that fat people themselves use against slim people to make themselves feel better. They’re just coping with the fact that they know they are lazy and won’t do anything about their life being shit. They just think that everybody else should lower their standards and just accept them without them even trying.

*Fat guy sees fit guy with a chick and froths at the mouth*

Fat incel- Why aren’t you with me, you are fatist! You all are stuck up.

*Fit guy turns around and approaches to go sock fat guy in the face but his girl stops him*

Girl- Come on babe, it’s not worth it. He’s fat, so that’s punishment enough.

Fit guy- You’re right, let’s go home and make out.

*Girl giggles.*

by USMCboot31 January 12, 2024

Fautistic

Whenever something is so incredibly foolish that it transcends reasoning and can be labeled as “sarcastic/ironic genius”. However, it’s important to note that the so called “genius” is not derived from any actual intellectual behavior and is instead genuine stupidity.

Man: “Dude, the fuckin movie with the emojis and shit is straight up fautistic. It’s so stupid that you may think it’s actually genius…but it’s actually not.”

by DeanTheMan March 25, 2024

Fagtistic

Those who define as both autistic and of the fruity variety of homo sapiens.

“Girl she’s hot and organized her room by color and size”
“That’s very fagtistic of you”

by LSC713 December 19, 2024

Fagtistic

Those who define as both autistic and of the fruity variety of homo sapiens.

“Babe that’s very fagtistic of you”

by LSC713 December 19, 2024

Factitionist

When someone is so full of facts they can predict things off of their known facts.

So facty they're a factitionist.

by Prophet+Rogue June 8, 2025

Factishional/Factitious

(faction as a fusion of the two....nah!)....."look ya wee fanny! It is the truth ....ok ok...maybe I have EMBELLISHED oan it a wee bit n that but it is pretty much factual! not Fictitious! Factitious mate! Factiontional ya fanny! (Embellendish.....same as embellish but being a pure fanny with it n that eh!)

It isnae a lie ya bawbag! It is Factishional/Factitious tae the max ya wee fud!

by JuanSanClaro July 9, 2025