the self facial

Jacking off and cumming on your own face

Tran The horny little kid gave himself the self facial last night, he nutted all over his own face because he missed his mouth.

by scum shot April 23, 2010

facial pubes

facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking

Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes

by capn t March 23, 2005

Barbarian Facial

A classic well deserved beating for those who are intentionally corrupt - punched real hard in the face many times over - beaten to a sickening ugly looking pulp - brutally hammered on the face into a state of horrific un-recognition by a party who hates you for any number of good reasons...

The corrupt official received a Barbarian Facial because he lied & cheated causing others to greatly suffer - a well deserved disfigurement according to the level of intentional deceitful actions - a special type of beauty treatment reserved for anybody who desires to appear just as terrible looking as the dark soul of their foul nature.

by Subterrainain Vampire May 21, 2008

Facial Tornado

You put a fan in front your girl's face. You turn the fan on and then ejaculate into the fan in turn giving her a massive facial.

Alexis wanted a facial but i gave her a facial tornado instead and she loved it!!

by Deathtacurl January 19, 2010

Redneck Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE BEER that was balanced on top of her head, mixing beer and bukkake.

Southern girls get Redneck facials during the week more than the weekend.

by Darkcobra May 1, 2009

facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

Facial Smackdown

The act of a male grasping his penis and striking his partner in his or her face as a sexual activity.

I wanted her to feel the pain, so I gave her a brutal facial smackdown

by Satanrising666 July 11, 2016