Faceplace

Faceplace a place for a face in the vagina area childrens faces leave the place (vagina) male faces sometimes female faces go to the said place (vagina)

I will be getting some faceplace action on.

by Gi-Jo-Maker September 26, 2021

fuckplant

An idiot who has permanent physical disability everywhere, espicially mental people or sugmatized weirdos.

John was acting like a fuckplant anywhere.

by imakeweirddefinitions December 31, 2022

Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.

Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.

by ShattaA October 13, 2017

Dodgy facepaint

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face

That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint

by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021

Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

by Facepant March 23, 2024