linkedin explosion

When one goes from being a "job seeker" on linkedin to being employed and wanting to show off to all your friends/colleagues through inviting them into your network.

Having minimal information on your profile and "in search of new career opportunity" to having a gratuitous amount of pages of text on a job you haven't even started yet.

Joe just had a linkedin explosion? Suddenly he thinks he's hot shit after landing that gig at BMW, he's adding everyone left and right bro.

Did you hear? Jill recently went from struggling liberal arts graduate to retail at Saks. She had a linkedin explosion and added our entire graduating class to brag about it through status updates.

by Spartan09 December 12, 2009

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rectal explosion

What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
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Don't go in there, I just set off a rectal explosion!

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

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perversion excursion

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

by j caviston April 15, 2008

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Expansion jutsu

When your in bed with a girl and you are about to buss you scream to the top of your lungs expansion jutsu and you put all your fingers in her asshole and stretch her asshole as wide as you can and you cum in her asshole

Man i did some expansion jutsu on a hooker last night she wont be doing anal for a while

by Lenman1 January 19, 2021

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