When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
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Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!
So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!
by deep beep March 10, 2023
Get the Hot Water Expert mug.An exaggerated trust in "experts" to the detriment of one's own critical thinking; a neediness for "experts" to validate a course of action, else that action should be suspect; a dependence on "experts" that suggests a lack of confidence in oneself; a worldview that is over-reliant on "experts." "Expertists" affirm expertism and will likely ridicule those who reasonably question "experts."
Expertism characterized the Covid era, as gullible people unquestioningly followed ever-changing guidance from "experts."
by The Big Easy Conservative July 16, 2023
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A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
“Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”
"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”
“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”
“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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