elmosexual

A sexuality made by idiots who would like to be elmo. Also known as a red homeless man / puppet

Elmosexuality is quite a rare and odd occurence mostly stupid assholes sexualizing a childrens show.

Look at the elmosexuals over there

by Namish. April 13, 2022

Evesexual

A term for someone who feels affection for everyone and everything. This term is similar to bisexual except that an evesexual person loves more than just both sexes, he/she loves everything, hence the "Eve." An evesexual person is capable of having physical, romantic, and sexual attraction towards everything....yes, EVERYTHING.

Person A: Did you hear Taylor had sex with Rachael, John, John's dog, and the fire-hydrant outside John's house last party?

Person B: Yea she's an evesexual

by Bored223 June 9, 2011

Emosexual

Emosexual is a man who is heterosexual, but listens to, stereotypically homosexual/Feminine music. The man does not necessarily have to be Metrosexual to be Emosexual, and vice-Versa

Jake: So what do you think of Maria Carey?
Rob: What, as a chick or as an artist, I mean shes hot...
Jake: As an artist, I really like her
Rob: Man, you are so emosexual

by Robert Giorgi May 10, 2008

emosexual

One who starts an emo band to meet members of the opposite sex

The singer of that band is an emosexual

by failed October 10, 2003

emosexual

one who listens to emo music

youre an emosexual

by queer April 22, 2003

emosexual

this is when a person has sex with the same sex just to get attention.

goddamn kelly stop being so emosexual

by ihatesmith January 25, 2005

emosexual

kelly.....see goosecock the barbarian

God Damn Goosecock quit being so fucking emosexual and fucking truck driving lesbians.

by asdfa March 3, 2005