One is considered exitstential when at some point in time they discover there is no formally declarative time as it's been displaced. Out of time is a similar reference to being exitstential with a minor difference, that being the realization that something has gone shitbag wrong. Usually, those with a slippery grip on "reality" suffer from exitstential struggles. Symptom's include constant thoughts of death, dieing and pain (see Thanos). Basically, it's due to severe life or N.D.E.'s. ">
The sweaty middle aged man from the Alleghenies discovered he had a severe exitstential problem when the sun he once new was invisible in a dream he had the night before.
by herb pluribus unam May 22, 2016
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Get the expotentialism mug.I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!
by Major T. April 17, 2019
Get the Eggstential Crisis mug.Sexistential can be understood as a philosophy that proposes that sex is the ultimate way of finding or creating meaning in life. It is a philosophy that views sex as a transcendent experience that can connect us with ourselves, others, and the universe. It is also a philosophy that acknowledges the existential challenges and anxieties that sex can evoke, such as vulnerability, intimacy, mortality, and authenticity.
I have a Sexistential cris, I can't have Sex Without Intimacy or a Meaning to the Act of Engaging in Sex.
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