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evolution

Something that "$LAYER" and other religous people continue to deny in incredibly lame fashion.
Billy: "Why don't people realize religion is obsolete and misleading?"
Me: "Because people are stupid and they don't understand thee concept of evolution."
by jake jackson December 30, 2005
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hybrid evolution

a hybrid evolution is when man/woman skips a period of time or goes back an period or meaybe even two and some of the people have mutant powers as though like an angel.
Also Josh Lopez's band
during the next few era's/ millenia's we will have an amazing amount of hybrid evolutions and half of the wolrd will be covered with them.

I am not a nerd just to let you know
by josh lopez June 1, 2006
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this is defined as a term for any word that has to do with an object for exaple i am going to get the super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times virtual reality in conclution ths is used as a term.
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reverse evolution

A person so insanely inhuman they are simply reversing the evolution of man.
"God man, your just so evil, your the point of reverse evolution!"
by sarcastically aristocratic January 2, 2015
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evolutionist

A fictional creature from Christian mytholgy. An evolutionist (alternately spelled "evilutionist") begins life as something resembling a monkey, but upon reaching puberty morphs into a humanoid creature.

Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin (not to be confused with naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus.

Evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and Hannah Montanna.
"Reverand Jim told me he saw an evolutionist the other day."

"everybody knows that there's no such thing as an evolutionist"
by BrokenEye, Lord and Savior February 22, 2010
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The Gameboy Evolution

The Gameboy Evolution is composed of all the stages the Nintendo Gameboy evolved from. First came the simple Gameboy. (also known as the caveboy) Second, the Gameboy Pocket. Third the Gameboy Color. Fourth the Gameboy Advance. And last is what we now call the Gameboy SP, the most magnificent handheld game ever created. What will come next? Who knows? (the guys already making the new stuff)
In the future all history books will contain the complete Gameboy Evolution! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
by Julian Alvarez January 15, 2004
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Evolution

Change in a genetic trait species over many generations to adapt to the environment in which they live to ensure survival. Contrary to what many stupid, brainless creationists have said, evolution has been proven over and over again and is regarded as scientific fact. Evolution is as true as 1 + 1 = 2. Discovered by Charles Darwin.
The only reason retards/creationists do not believe in evolution is because they haven't evolved at all. They are still the dumbass apes that eat their own shit.
by AtheistMetal June 7, 2012
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